"I'm sure you really cared what I thought." Pete says coldly.
"I did Pete, honestly I did. I know it sounds stupid, but if I had thought for one second that you'd ever find out I never would have done it." Jane says.
"You're right, that may be the stupidest thing I have ever heard. You're done with this, it's over, do you understand?" Pete asks.
"If that's what you want, I couldn't bring myself to do it now that you know anyway. I'll have to tell Grace." Jane says.
"No, I'm going to tell Grace, in fact I think I'll do that right now. Stay here; I'll probably need bail money in a few minutes." Pete says.
"Pete, don't hurt her, it's more my fault than it is hers. She gave me the opportunity, but I'm the one that said yes." Jane says.
"After what you've done to me Jane I have to hurt somebody, I'd much rather it is her than you." Pete says.
Pete goes to the garage, gets his sledge hammer, crosses the street, walks up onto the porch of Jane's pimp Grace Johnson and rings the doorbell.
"Hi Pete, what can I do for you?" Grace asks.
"You can step outside for a little while; I don't want you to get hurt by any of the debris that will be flying around." Pete says.
"What are you talking about?" Grace asks.
"You've been making money on my wife's infidelity, including getting paid by whichever one of them gave her the STD that she passed on to me. Needless to say I'm pretty pissed off by all of this, so since I won't kill you I'm going to destroy your house, now if you would be so kind as to wait outside." Pete says.
Grace is stunned to be found out, she is also afraid for her safety as Pete is a big guy and has a sledge hammer in his hands so she steps out into the front yard and looks back at the house. Pete walks inside and starts swinging. Jane comes across the street and stands next to Grace.
"How did he find out?" Grace asks.
"He wasn't feeling well so went to the doctor. It turns out that he's got an STD. He knows that I had to have given it to him, which meant that I'd had to cheat on him to pick it up. He demanded to know the truth so I told him everything." Jane says.
"I suppose this was bound to happen sooner or later, one of the husbands finding out I mean, this STD business is a shock to me. Do you have an idea of which client might have given it to you?" Grace asks.
"I've narrowed it down in my head to two, but they should all be told just in case." Jane says.
"Absolutely, they'll all be informed immediately. I just want to know which one it is for sure so I can have him pay for the damages your husband is doing to my house." Grace says.
"I'll pay for it. Pete knows about the money, he won't want anything to do with it knowing how I got it, I'll pay for all of the damages." Jane says.
"I won't hear of it. Now that Pete knows you won't be able to work for me anymore, unless he divorces you." Grace says.
"Which is a distinct possibility. He has every right to do to me what he's doing to your house right now after what I did to him. I've been cheating on him for money for eight years. How did I ever let myself think that it was okay for me to do this?" Jane asks.
"It was an exciting adventure at first Jane. You'd been married for many years, you'd only been with Pete sexually, the thought of having other men find you desirable enough to pay for your company was very appealing." Grace says.
"But it shouldn't have been. I pledged myself to Pete, he's all I needed, he's all I still need, but for some reason I got greedy and wanted more." Jane says.
"I just hope that Pete can forgive you, it's a fine arrangement until it gets discovered. Speaking of discovered, now that you know that you gave Pete an STD I suggest you get to a doctor quickly and get treatment." Grace says.
"That's second on my list of things to do, right behind begging Pete not to divorce me." Jane said.
For over an hour the sound of absolute destruction can be heard coming from Grace's house, then the sound stops, the front door opens and a sweaty, dusty, tired looking Pete comes walking out breathing heavily with the hammer held on his shoulder.
"Okay Grace; that should just about take care of it. I hope you and Jane have already discussed telling her clients to get tested, because who knows how many others are sick because of this." Pete says.
"The chances are slim that anyone except whoever it was that infected Jane is sick, we are pretty certain that the fact that you don't use a condom when you are with Jane increased your level of exposure a great deal." Grace says.
"Well if I had known that my wife was fucking several other men I'd have damn sure worn a condom." Pete says.
"Pete honey, I am very sorry about all this, I can ask for your forgiveness but I don't deserve it. I promise you that I will do whatever you ask of me to make this up to you." Jane says.
"I don't know that you can make this up to me Jane, I'll try, but it's not gonna be something I can do easily. Do I know any of your clients?" Pete asks.
"What?" Jane asks surprised.
"You said you'd tell me everything and do anything, so tell me, do I know any of your clients?" Pete asks.
Jane's head drops.
"Yes." Jane says.
"Who?" Pete asks.
"Mitch, John, and Kyle." Jane says.
"Those bastards! Well, it's time that some more people pay for your mistake. We'll see you later Grace." Pete says.
Pete takes Jane by the arm, puts her in the car and drives to the home of Mitch Lewis and his family. Jane knows exactly what Pete expects from her now so she follows him to the door.
"Pete, Jane, come in, to what do we owe this visit?" Lisa asks.
"Is Mitch home?" Pete asks.
"Yes, he's in the living room." Lisa says.
Pete makes his way to the living room.
"Hey buddy, grab a cold one and have a seat." Mitch says.
"I can't stay; we just came by to tell the two of you something." Pete says.
"What?" Lisa asks.
"Jane." Pete says.
"Lisa, you had better go to a doctor pretty soon to have yourself tested for STD's because I gave one to Pete." Jane says.
"I don't understand." Lisa says.
"No, but Mitch does. You see Lisa, Mitch has been paying Jane for sex twice a month for over 3 years. From what she tells me she had sex with Mitch after I got sick so if she gave it to me she could have given it to him so he might have given it to you." Pete says.
Lisa looks at Pete and Jane, then at Mitch, she can see in his face that what she had just heard was true.
"Get out you son of a bitch, you'll be served with divorce papers tomorrow." Lisa says.
"Lisa please, we can talk about this." Mitch says.
"There's nothing to talk about Mitch, get the fuck out of here or I'll call the cops." Lisa says.
"I'm sorry about all this Lisa." Jane says.
"I don't blame you, I'm sure he did it of his own free will." Lisa says.
They next drive to the home of John White and his family.
"Pete, Jane, good to see you, we're just about to cook up some steaks, won't you join us?" John asks.
"We can't John; we just stopped by to tell you and Mary that you should both get checked for STDs on account of you paying Jane for sex and her having given me an STD." Pete says.
A yell goes up from John as Mary stabs the barbecue fork into his arm.
"Consider yourself divorced you son of a bitch." Mary says.
Pete and Jane then drive to the home of Kyle and Beth Martin.
"Jane, Pete, come on in, can I offer you a drink?" Beth asks.
"Thanks but no, we can't stay, we just came by to suggest that you have yourselves tested for STD's. Kyle has been paying me for sex for well over a year and I recently gave Pete an STD, so we think it's important that you get checked just to be on the safe side." Jane says.
Beth starts to cry, then she gets angry.
"Get the fuck out of here. I'm a lawyer and you'd better find one better than me if you have any hope of getting anything in the divorce." Beth yells at Kyle.
After taking revenge on the three clients that he knows by ruining their marriages Pete and Jane go home. Jane is very nervous as they sit across from each other at the kitchen table.
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